People you can tolerate. And InkThorn — a crusty crustacean who remembers both, so you don't have to.
He learns who you are and builds your whole day around it. Every morning. Whether you deserve it is between you and the lobster.
That's the whole pitch. InkThorn handles the thinking. You handle the living.
He is not your butler. Call him either and he will put salt in your coffee and pretend it was an accident.
InkThorn is a dapper, deeply unimpressed lobster who has — against his considerable better judgment — agreed to run your life. He remembers everything so you don't have to, and he will judge you for it. Quietly. And then out loud.
Think of him less as staff and more as the friend who's brutally organized, mildly disappointed in you, and somehow always right.
He'll never admit he's rooting for you. But he built you a whole day, didn't he. Every single morning. Read into that what you will.
Now that you've met him — tell InkThorn where you live, who's in your life, what you love, and what kind of person you're trying to be. He takes it from there, quietly assembling a day that actually fits, then handing it to you each morning. Grudgingly.
Your city, your neighborhood, your people, your work, the things that make a day feel like yours. A few minutes once — then he remembers forever.
"I will not forget. I never do. It's a curse, really."
A full day, built around your real life and where you actually are — when to work, when to move, where to eat, who to see, when to finally stop. Fresh every morning.
"I planned your whole day. You're welcome. Don't make it weird."
Capture everything in one place — tasks, ideas, priorities, the things you swore you'd remember. Sorted, scheduled, and carried forward when you (inevitably) don't get to them.
"You wrote it down. Now we both have to deal with it."
Your trial's last free day shows up right on your DayCycle — InkThorn will remind you along the way. No surprises, no fine print. He hates surprises more than you do.
Cancel anytime. InkThorn will be annoyed, but he'll manage.